Sunday, November 2, 2008

Funny advertisements and articles

Below are a few funny excerpts from newspaper articles and advertisements.... Hope they make you chuckle!



PEANUT BUTTER LABEL
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Nutty Butter for an Ogre's appetite. A protein rich product you should embrace. 2 tbs will fill you up, not out. This makes a dandy substitute for meat. Peanut butter is satiating and satisfying.
contains: peanuts, salt and no addictives.

NEWS PAPER ARTICLE ON INFLATION
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The shilling weakened to it's lowest ever in history by dissipating a whooping 15.2%
in only 7 days.


PRE-SCHOOL NAME
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God Cares Bio-Tech Pre- School


SIGN ON FRONT OF BUILDING (my personal favorite)
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Houses for let
Plots for sale
Circumcision
Boda Boda hire (motorcycle taxi's)
All done here


Money section of the newspaper
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Cues for success in garment industry
* It is good to make money but one shouldn't make it at the expensive customers


Brand name Honey
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Not Tonight Honey!


Name on a taxi ( they name their taxi's here)
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Go disable ( I think they were going for God is able, but it ran together funny)